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So, you got a gym membership.
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And it came with a super intense personal training session.
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You were advised to start keeping a food journal.
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You heard it's great to stretch in the morning, so you give that a try.
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And commercial breaks become a time to practice your form.
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You decide getting a gym buddy is the best way to hold yourself accountable.
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You often notice the person beside you on the treadmill isn't even sweating.
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Then, a random person volunteers to show you how to work a machine.
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The only time you sleep in, you have to rush to the crowded gym after work.
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But you can't always leave the house to work out, so you resort to dated fitness videos.
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The gym is always playing terrible music.
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And your sweaty body isn't the cutest under fluorescent lighting.
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Your skin starts to get weird from a heat rash you acquired running your first mile.
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And you're hungrier than ever.
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Your friends are weirded out by how determined you are rain or shine.
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But you make new gym friends by giving lots of compliments to the super ripped people.
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Everyone is envious of how amazing you look.
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And you actually start to surprise yourself by how strong you've gotten.
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You feel a little guilty, but others just couldn't beat you!
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Like, you're literally slaying everyone else at the gym.
