1. Here’s The Addams Family set as you probably remember it:
2. There was a NOOSE in their frickin’ living room.
At least have the decency to keep your noose in the garage, Addams!
3. And DEAD THINGS everywhere!
I bet they come alive at night and prey on the souls of children.
4. And sweet wontons, is that an actual PORTAL TO HELL?
*Screams* *Faints* *Gets sucked into hell portal*
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- AT&T has made a deal to buy Time Warner — owner of CNN, HBO, and Warner Bros. — in one of the biggest acquisitions ever 💰
- The Chicago Cubs are heading to their first World Series since 1945 after beating the Los Angeles Dodgers 🐻
- A black metal band crashed a couple's engagement shoot and the photos are 🤘