Buzz·Posted on May 5, 201831 Hilarious Tweets Written By Women This Week"Blaming the intern is so 1990s." — Monica Lewinsky, 2018.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kung Fu Renny @ruhnayyy_ Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy 05:00 PM - 29 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ebba @illestbaba Rih realizing her own lipgloss is poppin 11:41 AM - 03 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. 5. Amanda Smith @AmandaRTubbs Jeff Bezos spending his Amazon earnings. 10:13 PM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ✨ Kara ✨ @rockleeswife A GORL WORTH FIGHTING FOR 04:17 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. [title] ♥.(.Zannah.). [surname] @zannah This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on. 02:56 AM - 03 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ️🤳🏾 @iamkiyonce Me registering online to opt-out of slavery 12:14 AM - 02 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. shaaanxo 🐼 @xoShaaan I can tell I’m getting older bc I find this v v v funny 08:35 AM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. karma pElise @nintendoesnt waitress: i’m sorry your food is taking so long! me: *presses forehead against hers* listen to me. i know it’s not your fault. i love you. i am tipping you 80%. 12:52 AM - 29 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. marisol🌞 @awglyr TELL ME WHY ᵃᶤᶰ’ᵗ ᶰᵒᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᵃᶜʰᵉ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜʏ ᵃᶤᶰ’ᵗ ᶰᵒᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶤˢᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʎɥʍ ǝɯ llǝʇ ᶤ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᵃᶰᶰᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ IWANTITTHATWAY 05:06 AM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. bk @_itsbonnie 09:52 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. NIKYATU @Nikyatu Diversity panels be like: 01:08 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. gracie hoos @cottoncandaddy drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out 02:33 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. rachel axler @rachelaxler dough: a bread, an uncooked bread ray: of sun that cooks the bread me: a gal who eats the bread fa: ther also eats the bread so: da bread’s a kind of bread la: vash is another bread tea: a drink. anyway, bread! that will bring us back to dough 11:48 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 🎀 Level 8 𝓌𝒾𝒷𝒷𝑜𝓃𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇 🎀 @PixlSheep remember to water all ur idiots 02:45 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. alexis nedd @alexisthenedd infinity war put peter quill in a room with tony stark and dr. strange and didn't give him a "no shit, sherlocks" throwaway line and i'm BEYOND miffed 06:25 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad I guess you could say he wanted to go to .... small clams court 😎 07:21 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. tasbeeh herwees @THerwees my favorite mary berry expression is the kind she makes whenever a contestant uses spices or produce that didn’t exist in Britain prior to the establishment of the east india company https://t.co/guELjYg3cZ 10:05 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Paris @sweatingalready I’m late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction 02:14 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Pearl @oba_acquah Another day has passed and I haven't used Pythagoras theorem 06:01 PM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Shéa @Beybroadz 08:21 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. The Disaster Ballet @disasterballet "I actually prefer a woman with a little meat on her bones," he says. A podium is quickly constructed. The mayor is summoned. In the distance, a marching band practices. The award ceremony will commence soon. 06:01 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Bethany Black @BeffernieBlack I’m begging Dude, please don’t take my man. 02:52 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ✨ @ninagaloree I was just tryna record myself lookin cute and then..🤦🏽♀️ 11:41 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. ☾ @jegan__mones You howl all you want Charleston, honey 07:41 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Megan @megan__coe She looks so sweet but today a woman asked her what her name was and she replied “Buttcrack” so. 05:20 PM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. 30. rupinderrrr @rupinderpndhr this is uni 09:11 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. melanie @anemicfatty me at 6 y/o: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math me at 18 y/o: illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 6+8 06:00 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite