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Here Are 26 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

This week was a doozy, so let's laugh to hide our pain!!!!

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[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?

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sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship

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My culture is not a costume https://t.co/AQac5Eeanc

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imagine being left handed 😂😂😂😂 grow up

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live your life with the enthusiasm of Bruce Springsteen counting to 4

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Wanna feel old? Today started 62 years ago

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Look at this little fucker after I took her bone away from her (she was choking on it 🙄).

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“He‘s so young, is it really fair to ruin his whole life?” “He‘s so old, is it really fair to ruin his whole life?” CAN SOMEONE PLEASE IDENTIFY THE SPECIFIC 27-HOUR PERIOD OF TIME IN A CISGENDER MAN’S LIFE WHEN HE CAN BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS ACTIONS

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I've never wished so hard that Alyssa Milano was a real witch.

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me: hi jk rowling: hedwig was a nigerian woman of color

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moths only want one thing and its disgusting

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its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar

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me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money me: if you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same me: shit can't argue with that logic let's eat

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My dog Philby has to take allergy meds everyday but he doesn’t need to know that.

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wow i mean imagine if a lady came in for a job interview and sobbed and yelled and kept saying how much she likes beer

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CAN WE SEE THE JEANS?!??!?!?! https://t.co/Uuj9YnY8fZ

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you have a 4.0 gpa? that’s cute. i’ve solved the jonbenet ramsey case over 600 times

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U dno how embarrassing ur pals are until ur in the front of the taxi and they are in the back

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"Could never live in LA bc traffic!!!" says New Yorker, beet red from anxiety while stuck 30 mins at rat piss station as conductor explains unintelligibly over broken speakers that J train is running backwards on A line to Canal before it grows wings & flies to Staten Island

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