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28 Tweets By Women This Week That Are Sure To Make You Laugh At Least Once

"Drake is such a Carrie Bradshaw."

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Do you ever just feel like a rotisserie chicken?

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I deleted Facebook cause I was tired of seeing everyone getting engaged/married and having babies. About to delete Instagram cause Iโ€™m tired of seeing people hotter than me. Never gunna delete twitter cause we all miserable here

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you: his name is Rube Goldberg me: huh, that name rings a bell, which sets off a trap that undoes a buckle and releases a ball that rolls down a pipe and

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If your problem is "children are running in the hallway" and your solution to that problem is "deeply unsettling optical illusion floors," you might be a supervillain https://t.co/u9HDHR2xTJ

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when scarlett finally collects all the stolen minority roles she will succeed in wiping out half the diversity in hollywood https://t.co/2c9eUHBiqC

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priest: what is your confession my child Me: I used to play as Kirby in super smash brothers and would suck people up, then walk off a cliff priest: fuck u. seriously fuck u

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pretty sure Will Smith has never said this

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Twitter gets a bad rap but let me just say that 20 years ago women did not talk about the shared truth of underboob sweat, we internalized it as our own secret shame when we could have been weaponizing it against our enemies, long live Boob Sweat Twitter

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you: dick pics me, an intellectual: richard pictures

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This is about as close as we got to a public Beyoncรฉ meltdown.

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It finally happened I saw a woman laugh in the Kiss Camโ€™s face and turn away from the dude next to her to kiss her laughing girlfriend PRIDE LIVES

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Animals who look like theyโ€™re about to release a chart topping single: THREAD๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

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summer is here and nary a single male romper in sight. the girls asked for mandem in rompers. tiddies out. chain. foliage print. shades. skin glistenin. double cheeked up on a thursday. where it at

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i wonder how old iโ€™ll be when i stop throwing up a peace sign every time somebody puts the camera on me

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*parent teacher conference* Teacher: Are you aware that your daughter is โ€œcancellingโ€ her classmates? Parent: Yes sis! We stan a legend ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ Teacher: what

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me: interested in how the sun shines in our new apartment boyfriend:

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I told my daughter I got my hair done and she told me to send her a pic. My 9 year old me gassin me ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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hello 911 I'd like to report a crime

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my cats weird as fuck ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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This is discrimination against my kind #lowerthemirrors