BuzzΒ·Posted on Jul 6, 201828 Tweets By Women This Week That Are Sure To Make You Laugh At Least Once"Drake is such a Carrie Bradshaw."by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Madi Ford @Madiford2 Do you ever just feel like a rotisserie chicken? 12:06 AM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Stephanie Ann @_stephthemess I deleted Facebook cause I was tired of seeing everyone getting engaged/married and having babies. About to delete Instagram cause Iβm tired of seeing people hotter than me. Never gunna delete twitter cause we all miserable here 01:22 AM - 05 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. natalie camacho @natdatcat πΊπΈ 03:34 AM - 05 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Karen Chee @karencheee you: his name is Rube Goldberg me: huh, that name rings a bell, which sets off a trap that undoes a buckle and releases a ball that rolls down a pipe and 06:04 PM - 05 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys alexa done fucked up here sdvvhjjllk 08:23 AM - 05 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. SadeVEVO @fillegrossiere drake is such a carrie bradshaw 03:26 PM - 05 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ladies pond fan account @internetmartha Big summer mood 10:59 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sandstone @quartzen If your problem is "children are running in the hallway" and your solution to that problem is "deeply unsettling optical illusion floors," you might be a supervillain https://t.co/u9HDHR2xTJ 07:50 PM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. julia @tchallavenger when scarlett finally collects all the stolen minority roles she will succeed in wiping out half the diversity in hollywood https://t.co/2c9eUHBiqC 03:37 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez priest: what is your confession my child Me: I used to play as Kirby in super smash brothers and would suck people up, then walk off a cliff priest: fuck u. seriously fuck u 01:51 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. bellmontius @bellmontius pretty sure Will Smith has never said this 11:44 PM - 29 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. andi zeisler @andizeisler Twitter gets a bad rap but let me just say that 20 years ago women did not talk about the shared truth of underboob sweat, we internalized it as our own secret shame when we could have been weaponizing it against our enemies, long live Boob Sweat Twitter 12:24 AM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sarah K. @SarahKomedy 7th ave has got it. #nyc 09:37 PM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Colette @colettelverity you: dick pics me, an intellectual: richard pictures 10:16 PM - 28 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Child Support Enthusiast @BtSquared2 This is about as close as we got to a public BeyoncΓ© meltdown. 01:19 PM - 02 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Caroline Framke @carolineframke It finally happened I saw a woman laugh in the Kiss Camβs face and turn away from the dude next to her to kiss her laughing girlfriend PRIDE LIVES 11:35 PM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Persian Rose @PersianRose1 Animals who look like theyβre about to release a chart topping single: THREADππππ 12:25 PM - 29 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. bolu babalola @BeeBabs summer is here and nary a single male romper in sight. the girls asked for mandem in rompers. tiddies out. chain. foliage print. shades. skin glistenin. double cheeked up on a thursday. where it at 05:41 PM - 29 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. they be discussing divorce @HOESTRADAMUS welcome to my ted talk 04:08 PM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. shain β @ShainaSpears i wonder how old iβll be when i stop throwing up a peace sign every time somebody puts the camera on me 05:21 PM - 02 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Melissa Stetten @MelissaStetten The University of Well Actually. 05:28 AM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Alieu @ahleeyou *parent teacher conference* Teacher: Are you aware that your daughter is βcancellingβ her classmates? Parent: Yes sis! We stan a legend ππΌπ Teacher: what 04:25 PM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Colleen Wright @Colleen_Wright me: interested in how the sun shines in our new apartment boyfriend: 08:42 PM - 29 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Coke B @endleZZ1ove I told my daughter I got my hair done and she told me to send her a pic. My 9 year old me gassin me π¬π©ππ 03:46 PM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Krissy @krissyniicolee Iβm THAT friend 03:12 AM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. soph @sophsa hello 911 I'd like to report a crime 05:17 PM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. lil kitty @misseagleLIIna my cats weird as fuck ππ 11:43 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Quinta @quintabrunson This is discrimination against my kind #lowerthemirrors 07:24 PM - 05 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite