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    27 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

    "The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth."

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    The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

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    OMG I told a woman we didn’t have oat milk n she straight up wrote a PERSONAL ESSAY AB IT IM SCREAMING

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    stop 🗣 killing 🗣 scottish 🗣 people 🗣 to make 🗣 scotch 🗣 tape 🗣

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    Why the hell do you also have teeth

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    In the future everyone will be cancelled for fifteen minutes.

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    2017: sassy brands who dunk on people 2018: the brands are anxious and depressed now 2019: brands start asking for feet pics

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    The real kings of R&B https://t.co/DE5hE2faz2

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    Me staring into a smoker’s eyes and coughing when they start smoking next to me in public

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    She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts She’s cheer captain and Pop culture demonized the archetype of the pretty blond cheerleader to create a us vs them mentality and rivalry based on subjective comparisons in order to distract teen girls from realizing the true enemy, men

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    the term ‘virginity’ is CANCELLED. we havin sexual debuts now

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    Reborn, the ancient druid tries to spread the prophecy as a warning, unaware that the gods have interfered once again

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    Men to their babies: https://t.co/nFIfCNV8uF

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    Y’all gotta go visit New York. I promise you won’t regret the view

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    No wonder why I have back problems , I’m carrying around this big ass HEART all MF day

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    which auto response should i send back to my dentist?

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    universities will push ridiculously insane amounts of work on young human beings to the point that some students feel like ending their lives ?? and then send u emails like "EXAM SEASON DE-STRESS YOGA WORKSHOP TUESDAY AT NOON !! COME STUDY W HOT CHOCOLATE WED AT 4PM !! :)" Lmao

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    There’s a coyote outside. You know what that means: coyote vest time!

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    WHO'S idea was it to put feathers on Beyoncé? She obviously don't know how to act 😭

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    How The Grinch Stole The Declaration Of Independence

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    Ed Sheeran is a 27 year old man the fact we’ve enabled him to feel it’s ok to dress like this at all, let alone next to Beyoncé really boils my piss

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    wow can't believe friends is being taken off netflix, I guess this means the people who still watch friends are gonna have to like idk develop a personality now or something

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    when you put your glasses on

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