Buzz·Posted on Oct 19, 2018Here Are 28 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week"The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper."by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. satomaa @ammazing_ i texted my dad saying “happy monday let’s get this bread”. his response was “i can go to Costco after work”. amazing 04:47 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. krstl @jynxremoving every drink i make is a handcrafted beverage made with care and craft 01:30 AM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 @cmclymer The next princess/prince of the British Royal Family is also technically eligible to be elected President of the United States, and every season of Game of Thrones has taught me this is the way we will somehow get dragons. #RoyalBaby 09:23 AM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bree @_breezzz Baby fever AND puppy fever oh no no no 09:45 PM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. boitumelo @tumilediga Black Panther came out THIS year. That's how long the year has been😂💔 07:47 AM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. señorita bunny @maaraacuna Esto es lo más importante que verán hoy 01:28 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sara Valentine @saramvalentine The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper 02:18 PM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ßobbi @bobbi_sewell idk if anyone’s ever watched this girl before. but she eats edibles and then does makeup tutorials and i’m crying 02:38 AM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ 🕷 @kobychill student athletes think tearing their acl is a personality trait 07:36 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Smashley Ghoulish @AshleyJPL Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now I’m questioning all my life choices. https://t.co/VfFlJZKil4 11:07 PM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. count chuckula 🦇🐦 @charlubby imagine you’re a moth and your single day of existence was spent being in lord of the rings 06:26 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 𝓈𝓅𝑜𝑜𝓅𝓎👻𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒸𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 @m33gs what doing 07:25 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. debbyryan @DebbyRyan Willy Wonka 2: We Will Wonk You 02:32 AM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. pubic figure @Shakira0fficiaI 07:59 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Angela Bassett’s missing oscar @CarefreeBlkLady This is the epitome of transferable job skills https://t.co/G6SyveH7UK 05:07 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ainee f. @axfxq I love grading with my new stickers! 03:06 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. kate-EEK @katefeetie Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall 09:26 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Bryony @bryonygundy This is truly one of the worst pieces of home decor I've ever seen. 01:35 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. jake peralta fan account @losergirl43 i wonder if people think i’m just joking when i say “idk i can’t do math” when someone asks a rlly basic number related question but the truth is i’m never joking i can never do math under any circumstance 12:28 AM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. brooke🕸🕷 @br00kee_b My dog just got surgery because he tore a ligament in his knee so they had to shave him and now you can see his lil butt crack https://t.co/SNX0QnQqwR 05:19 PM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sarah McGonagall @sarahmcgbeauty I once met a model at her apartment to shoot, and in the elevator I noticed that floors 4 and 17 had no buttons. When I asked why, she casually replied “Oh, those are Lady Gaga’s floors. She lives on the 17th, but her closet is the entire 4th floor.” I think about that everyday. 05:03 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. emily kim 💫 @versaceitachi His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that. https://t.co/nYBgNlhBSa 08:36 AM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Ju @Julianna_Clare i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up 01:59 PM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Sophie Eke @sophieeke_ Nice one mum 😂😂😂 04:13 PM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. alexa @playnikes my ex told me one time that i only have guy friends bc they want to fuck me and i honestly think about it all the time when i’m fucking my guy friends 10:49 PM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. L boogie @whyyougagging got my period 04:10 AM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. nancy @Iowhangingfruit men be like "it makes me feel so shitty when you say you feel bad when I treat you like shit" 11:01 PM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Felicity @FlossAus I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time. 11:18 PM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite