Why You Should Invite Blake Anderson To Your Next Kegger
The frizzy-haired star of Workaholics would be fun at parties, you have to admit.
He'd definitely show up to your party in the best shirt ever created.
Resist the urge to ask if you can borrow it.
He would almost certainly BYOB.
He'd pick out some righteous party tunes.
His dance moves would most definitely get things going.
I'm sure he'd do his world famous dog impression if you asked nicely.
Or his impression of a really nice guy.
If things got boring, he'd entertain your guests with the story about the time he broke his back jumping off a roof.
If you were lucky, he'd let you play with his pet dragon.
And he'd probably let you try on his bear coat.
He'd have the beerballs to tell off that guy everyone secretly hates and get him to leave.
Things would eventually get weird.
And everyone would be like, THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER.
Right then, Blake would leave dripping in pussy.
And you would be like, Thank you, Blake Anderson, patron saint of boogy-downs.
OH, one more thing. If he asks if he can bring friends tell him YES.
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