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Why Halloween Birthdays Can Suck It

Having a birthday around Halloween is almost as bad as having a birthday around Christmas. Except there are a lot more dead people.

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Your birthday cakes are always depressingly macabre.

Ah, yes. Another year older, another year closer to the grave. No, I'm not hyperventilating, I'm just so excited to eat this coffin cake.

People get bummed out when you throw a birthday party and it's not a costume party. / Via Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Why can't you guys just dress up as birthday party guests and we'll both be happy?

There are images of death on everyone's front lawns.

What do fake graveyards and birthdays have in common? They're both a sick reminder that we're all marching toward the great beyond. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOL.

Everyone wants to watch scary movies on the days leading up to Halloween. / Via MTV Networks International

Remember when you were a kid and you were kept awake the night before your birthday with restless excitement? It's kind of like that, except you're afraid ghosts are going to eat your face.

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