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Via Getty / didecs Toss 'em in an old drawer and forget about 'em.Via Getty / didecsVia Getty / KittisakJirasittichai Sneak them in your husband's pocket every day until he goes insane.Via Getty / KittisakJirasittichaiVia Getty / Peter_Nile Glue them behind your own teeth and pretend to be a shark.Via Getty / Peter_NileVia Getty / bowie15 Keep them in your mouth at all times in case you get punched in the face so you can spit them out and sue for dentist money.Via Getty / bowie15Via Getty / ljubaphoto Regift them to your enemy.Via Getty / ljubaphoto -
Via Getty / freie-kreation One sliceVia Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation Two slicesVia Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation Three slicesVia Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation Four slicesVia Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation Five slicesVia Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation Six slicesVia Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation Seven slicesVia Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation Listen, I can eat a whole pie.Via Getty / freie-kreationVia Getty / freie-kreation I do not and will not eat pizza for your dirty money.Via Getty / freie-kreation -
Via Getty / SanneBerg Ability to teleport one foot to the leftVia Getty / SanneBergVia Getty / SIphotography Ability to toast bread with your eyesVia Getty / SIphotographyVia Getty / oneinchpunch Ability to not sweat while joggingVia Getty / oneinchpunchVia Getty / RazoomGames Ability to stop *some* bulletsVia Getty / RazoomGamesVia Getty / AntonioGuillem Ability to go 50% invisibleVia Getty / AntonioGuillemVia Getty / ka2shka Ability to iron shirts with your hand (does not work on pants)Via Getty / ka2shka -
Via Frederick M. Brown / Stringer Jamie Lee CurtisVia Frederick M. Brown / StringerVia Jason Kempin / Staff Jamie FoxxVia Jason Kempin / StaffVia Jason Kempin / Staff Jamie Lynn SpearsVia Jason Kempin / StaffVia Jason Kempin / Staff Jamie DornanVia Jason Kempin / StaffVia Princess Pictures / ABC / HBO Ja'mie KingVia Princess Pictures / ABC / HBO -
Via Getty Zero times, my man.Via GettyVia Getty One or two times.Via GettyVia Getty Anywhere from three to six times.Via GettyVia Getty At least seven times.Via GettyVia Getty I'm gonna get food poisoning a minimum of 10 times.Via GettyVia Getty We're talking 15 times or more this year.Via Getty -
Via Getty / hidesy MulletVia Getty / hidesyVia Nicholas Hunt / Getty Old man buzzcutVia Nicholas Hunt / GettyVia Getty / PeopleImages I choose death.Via Getty / PeopleImages
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