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Erin Chack
Erin Chack
BuzzFeed Staff

  1. What's your favorite appetizer at TGIFridays?
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    Mozzarella sticks
    Via tgifridays.com
    Mozzarella sticks
    Via tgifridays.com
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    Boneless wings
    Via tgifridays.com
    Boneless wings
    Via tgifridays.com
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    Loaded nachos
    Via Twitter: @davidwalliams
    Loaded nachos
    Via Twitter: @davidwalliams
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    Incorrect
    Crispy brussels sprouts
    Via tgifridays.com
    Crispy brussels sprouts
    Via tgifridays.com
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    Incorrect
    Pan-seared potstickers
    Via tgifridays.com
    Pan-seared potstickers
    Via tgifridays.com
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    Incorrect
    BBQ chicken flatbread pizza
    Via tgifridays.com
    BBQ chicken flatbread pizza
    Via tgifridays.com

  2. If you were gifted a box of human teeth, what would you do with them?
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    Toss 'em in an old drawer and forget about 'em.
    Via Getty / didecs
    Toss 'em in an old drawer and forget about 'em.
    Via Getty / didecs
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    Make jewelry for your niece to wear on her quinceañera.
    Via etsy.com
    Make jewelry for your niece to wear on her quinceañera.
    Via etsy.com
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    Sneak them in your husband's pocket every day until he goes insane.
    Via Getty / KittisakJirasittichai
    Sneak them in your husband's pocket every day until he goes insane.
    Via Getty / KittisakJirasittichai
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    Glue them behind your own teeth and pretend to be a shark.
    Via Getty / Peter_Nile
    Glue them behind your own teeth and pretend to be a shark.
    Via Getty / Peter_Nile
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    Keep them in your mouth at all times in case you get punched in the face so you can spit them out and sue for dentist money.
    Via Getty / bowie15
    Keep them in your mouth at all times in case you get punched in the face so you can spit them out and sue for dentist money.
    Via Getty / bowie15
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    Regift them to your enemy.
    Via Getty / ljubaphoto
    Regift them to your enemy.
    Via Getty / ljubaphoto

  3. If someone paid you $100 for every slice of pizza you ate in one sitting, how many slices could you eat before barfing?
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    One slice
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    One slice
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    Two slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    Two slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    Three slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    Three slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    Four slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    Four slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    Five slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    Five slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    Six slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    Six slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    Seven slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    Seven slices
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    Listen, I can eat a whole pie.
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    Listen, I can eat a whole pie.
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
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    I do not and will not eat pizza for your dirty money.
    Via Getty / freie-kreation
    I do not and will not eat pizza for your dirty money.
    Via Getty / freie-kreation

  4. Which useless super power would you want?
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    Ability to teleport one foot to the left
    Via Getty / SanneBerg
    Ability to teleport one foot to the left
    Via Getty / SanneBerg
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    Ability to toast bread with your eyes
    Via Getty / SIphotography
    Ability to toast bread with your eyes
    Via Getty / SIphotography
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    Ability to not sweat while jogging
    Via Getty / oneinchpunch
    Ability to not sweat while jogging
    Via Getty / oneinchpunch
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    Ability to stop *some* bullets
    Via Getty / RazoomGames
    Ability to stop *some* bullets
    Via Getty / RazoomGames
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    Ability to go 50% invisible
    Via Getty / AntonioGuillem
    Ability to go 50% invisible
    Via Getty / AntonioGuillem
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    Ability to iron shirts with your hand (does not work on pants)
    Via Getty / ka2shka
    Ability to iron shirts with your hand (does not work on pants)
    Via Getty / ka2shka

  5. Who is your least favorite person named Jamie?
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    Jamie Lee Curtis
    Via Frederick M. Brown / Stringer
    Jamie Lee Curtis
    Via Frederick M. Brown / Stringer
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    Jamie Foxx
    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
    Jamie Foxx
    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
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    Jamie Chung
    Via commons.wikimedia.org
    Jamie Chung
    Via commons.wikimedia.org
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    Jamie Lynn Spears
    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
    Jamie Lynn Spears
    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
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    Jamie Dornan
    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
    Jamie Dornan
    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
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    Ja'mie King
    Via Princess Pictures / ABC / HBO
    Ja'mie King
    Via Princess Pictures / ABC / HBO

  6. Based on loose guestimation, how many times do you think you'll get food poisoning this year?
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    Zero times, my man.
    Via Getty
    Zero times, my man.
    Via Getty
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    One or two times.
    Via Getty
    One or two times.
    Via Getty
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    Anywhere from three to six times.
    Via Getty
    Anywhere from three to six times.
    Via Getty
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    At least seven times.
    Via Getty
    At least seven times.
    Via Getty
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    I'm gonna get food poisoning a minimum of 10 times.
    Via Getty
    I'm gonna get food poisoning a minimum of 10 times.
    Via Getty
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    We're talking 15 times or more this year.
    Via Getty
    We're talking 15 times or more this year.
    Via Getty

  7. Which of these haircuts would you get if your life depended on it?
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    Mullet
    Via Getty / hidesy
    Mullet
    Via Getty / hidesy
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    Bowl cut
    Via instagram.com
    Bowl cut
    Via instagram.com
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    Old man buzzcut
    Via Nicholas Hunt / Getty
    Old man buzzcut
    Via Nicholas Hunt / Getty
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    Reverse mohawk
    Via instagram.com
    Reverse mohawk
    Via instagram.com
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    Rattail
    Via instagram.com
    Rattail
    Via instagram.com
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    I choose death.
    Via Getty / PeopleImages
    I choose death.
    Via Getty / PeopleImages
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