What Kind Of Pizza Slice Are You?
In terms of pizza, you are a unicorn. A cheesy, saucy unicorn with pepperonis for eyes. You are equal parts rare and mysterious. People look at you and think, "Should I grow out my hair, quit my job, and move to a foreign country?" Keep 'em guessing, you free spirit.
You are the friend everyone can count on. You plan the best parties and you always send a card on someone's birthday. You're reliable, dependable, and frankly the kind of person your friends should aspire to be. Thanks for being you! We need more yous.
Every breathing human being wants you. When you walk through a crowded room, eyes follow you. It can be hard being so desired, but you're pretty used to it, aren't you, you delicious little slice?
Wow. You are LARGER THAN LIFE, my pizza friend! You have a huge appetite for adventure and are known to your friends as being the most ambitious. What crazy thing will you get into next, slice? Only you and your crust know for sure.
You are super enthusiastic about everything life has to offer! You're always down for a day-trip. You love a good concert. What's that? Brunch next Sunday? You're there! Sometimes you can be a little over-eager, but your unsuppressed excitement inspires others to live life more fully.
You live life on the edge. You are bold and daring, and your leap-don't-look strategy can lead to some very unforgettable nights. Sometimes you get yourself into trouble but whatever: no regrets, right?
You're a total go-with-the-flow kind of dude. People may accuse you of being a push over, but it's not like that. You're flexible, chill, and always down to roll with it. Is there really anything wrong with being laid back? Ehh...who even cares.
Well, well, well. If it isn't Fancy McFancypants. You are so classy, you make filet mignon look like a dog's chew toy. Is it hard being so damn refined all the time? You make it look so cheesy. I mean "easy!"
Aaawww, yeah! You are IT, my friend! You are the fun dude, the party animal, the good time guy (or girl)! You're cool all the time, but there's something particularly alluring about you in the wee hours of the morning when it seems like the party's never gonna end and "jobs" and "responsibilities" are just an afterthought. Keep killing it, my saucy amigo.