6. If this ever happened to your pillow you would have to destroy both the pillow and the person who committed the crime.
Understand: This is equivalent to pooping on someone’s pillow.
9. If you accidentally catch a glimpse of a truly grotesque pair of footsies, it can straight up ruin your day.
WHY. Today was hard enough without having to make eye contact with those nightmare makers.
13. Most people are uneasy when flying. You’re uneasy in the security line.
14. Feet on my table?
You’ll be feet in the grave.
20. You have the utmost respect for podiatrists.
Putting themselves in the line of danger every day. Brave souls.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He believed two of the victims were Middle Eastern, however they were not.
- The substance used to assassinate the half-brother of North Korea's leader has been identified as VX nerve agent, a chemical listed as a weapon of mass destruction.
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.