Quiz

BuzzFeed Staff

As/Is

<b>We mustache you a few questions first.</b>

What Facial Hair Are You?

You’re surprisingly soft to the touch. You put on a tough exterior, but deep down, you’ve got a sweet, gentle soul that would never “move bitches” out of the way.

Ludacris Whisps

You’re a wildcard! Where most people see a beard, you see a blank canvas—a beautiful artistic moment just waiting to happen (and to be paired with a top hat).

Starburns

You’re trying. One of these days you’ll get there. We Belieb in you.

Bieber 'Stache

You’re distinguished, powerful, and you’ve got a gorgeous fluffy cloud of beard upon which your majestic head rests. Your beard summons the sunrise and moon and all that is great and right in the universe. Thanks for that.

Old Timey Neck Beard

Ahoy matey! You’re a fancy lad, with a beard that launched a thousand ships—a face full of fantastic tentacles that any sailor would gladly grow. You certainly know how to entertain a crowd (and how to fight off a monster sea creature).

Squid Beard

You treasure beer and facial hair in equal measure. You literally created a party game on your face. Wherever you go, the good times follow. Can we be friends?

Beer-d Funnel

You’re an innovator. You know facial hair isn’t just for the face—it’s a full-body experience. Keep pushing limits and dreaming (of) big (mustaches).

Chestache

Congratulations! You have a cat! And a beard! Nice going!

Cat Beard

You make order out of chaos. You see patterns in everything, and aren’t afraid to spend a little extra time to make sure a job’s done right. You’re _really good_ at dealing with the recycling.

Lattice Beard

About BuzzFeed Community

Community Brand Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community

Sorry, this content is <i>no longer</i> supported.

BuzzFeed Community Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community Leaderboard

BuzzFeed News has breaking stories and original reporting on politics, world news, social media, viral trends, health, science, technology, entertainment, and LGBTQ issues.

All the best animals on the internet. The snuggle is real.

BuzzFeed has breaking news, vital journalism, quizzes, videos, celeb news, Tasty food videos, recipes, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz you’ll want to share with your friends. Copyright BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved.

BuzzFeed News | Breaking News | Original Reporting | News Analysis

Animal Pictures and Videos - Adorably from BuzzFeed

Name

Thanks for subscribing!

Stay up to date with our latest BuzzFeed video. Enter your email to subscribe!

Oops! Upload an image or add text to submit.

BuzzFeed has the hottest, most social content on the web. We feature breaking buzz and the kinds of things you'd want to pass along to your friends.

What Facial Hair Are You?

Share This Article