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What Facial Hair Are You?

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What Facial Hair Are You?

You got: Ludacris Whisps

You’re surprisingly soft to the touch. You put on a tough exterior, but deep down, you’ve got a sweet, gentle soul that would never “move bitches” out of the way.

Ludacris Whisps
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You got: Starburns

You’re a wildcard! Where most people see a beard, you see a blank canvas—a beautiful artistic moment just waiting to happen (and to be paired with a top hat).

Starburns
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You got: Bieber 'Stache

You’re trying. One of these days you’ll get there. We Belieb in you.

Bieber 'Stache
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You got: Old Timey Neck Beard

You’re distinguished, powerful, and you’ve got a gorgeous fluffy cloud of beard upon which your majestic head rests. Your beard summons the sunrise and moon and all that is great and right in the universe. Thanks for that.

Old Timey Neck Beard
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You got: Squid Beard

Ahoy matey! You’re a fancy lad, with a beard that launched a thousand ships—a face full of fantastic tentacles that any sailor would gladly grow. You certainly know how to entertain a crowd (and how to fight off a monster sea creature).

Squid Beard
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You got: Beer-d Funnel

You treasure beer and facial hair in equal measure. You literally created a party game on your face. Wherever you go, the good times follow. Can we be friends?

Beer-d Funnel
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You got: Chestache

You’re an innovator. You know facial hair isn’t just for the face—it’s a full-body experience. Keep pushing limits and dreaming (of) big (mustaches).

Chestache
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You got: Cat Beard

Congratulations! You have a cat! And a beard! Nice going!

Cat Beard
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You got: Lattice Beard

You make order out of chaos. You see patterns in everything, and aren’t afraid to spend a little extra time to make sure a job’s done right. You’re really good at dealing with the recycling.

Lattice Beard
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