Which Sassy Tree Are You Based On Your Zodiac?
This tree is like, "Oh, what's that? Most trees grow straight? Well GUESS WHAT? I ain't 'most trees,' bitch." You are this tree, this tree is you.
This tree ain't afraid to let its hair express who it is INSIDE. Brave and bold, just like you.
The physical constraints of existing as solid matter mean NOTHING to this tree. It does what it wants! Just like you!
"RULES HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, I AM A TREE." — This tree/you.
This tree's got a big appetite for LIFE. And so do you!
"Oh, what's that? Telephone wires going straight through my face? Hadn't noticed because I was too busy living my best life." — This tree and also you.
"I CAN HAVE IT ALL!" exclaimed the tree. This tree and you have a lot in common.
This tree prevails in the harshest conditions. It is strong! It is resilient! And hey, so are you!
This tree turns heads wherever it goes. It is extraordinary! Spectacular! Remarkable! And you are too!
This tree will stop at nothing to achieve its dreams! Even if they are all dragon-themed dreams. You're just like this tree!
This tree really know how to stick it to the man, if the man were a fellow tree. You are like this tree!
This tree is so prepared it grew its own handle. "JUST TRY ME," says this tree. "I AM READY." You, too, are ready, friend. Go forth and be like this tree.