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Which Sassy Tree Are You Based On Your Zodiac?

Everybody has a sassy tree inside.

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Which Sassy Tree Are You Based On Your Zodiac?

You got: tree that doesn't care about conventional beauty

This tree is like, "Oh, what's that? Most trees grow straight? Well GUESS WHAT? I ain't 'most trees,' bitch." You are this tree, this tree is you.

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You got: tree with an edgy haircut

This tree ain't afraid to let its hair express who it is INSIDE. Brave and bold, just like you.

tree with an edgy haircut
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You got: tree that feels like being liquid so DEAL WITH IT

The physical constraints of existing as solid matter mean NOTHING to this tree. It does what it wants! Just like you!

tree that feels like being liquid so DEAL WITH IT
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You got: tree growing at a right angle because it makes its own rules

"RULES HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, I AM A TREE." — This tree/you.

tree growing at a right angle because it makes its own rules
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You got: tree slowly consuming a bench

This tree's got a big appetite for LIFE. And so do you!

tree slowly consuming a bench
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You got: tree that doesn't let a little thing like telephone wires ruin its day

"Oh, what's that? Telephone wires going straight through my face? Hadn't noticed because I was too busy living my best life." — This tree and also you.

tree that doesn't let a little thing like telephone wires ruin its day
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You got: tree that decided it was going to be two trees at once

"I CAN HAVE IT ALL!" exclaimed the tree. This tree and you have a lot in common.

tree that decided it was going to be two trees at once
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You got: tree defying nature and growing out of a brick wall

This tree prevails in the harshest conditions. It is strong! It is resilient! And hey, so are you!

tree defying nature and growing out of a brick wall
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You got: the tallest palm tree in all the land

This tree turns heads wherever it goes. It is extraordinary! Spectacular! Remarkable! And you are too!

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You got: tree that looks like a motherfucking dragon

This tree will stop at nothing to achieve its dreams! Even if they are all dragon-themed dreams. You're just like this tree!

tree that looks like a motherfucking dragon
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You got: tree growing out of another tree's face just to spite it

This tree really know how to stick it to the man, if the man were a fellow tree. You are like this tree!

tree growing out of another tree's face just to spite it
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You got: tree that can literally handle anything

This tree is so prepared it grew its own handle. "JUST TRY ME," says this tree. "I AM READY." You, too, are ready, friend. Go forth and be like this tree.

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