The 21 Most Aggressively American Things To Ever Happen On The Internet
Happy birthday to the greatest country in the universe!
1. When moon man Buzz Aldrin uploaded this photo:
2. This toast to the U.S. of A.:
Obama: We need to leave, Joe. Biden: IMMA TOAST TO 'MERICA Obama: Let's just go, Joe. Biden:
3. This winning attitude:
Rocking my nike socks under my combat boots just in case a terrorist wanna mess around an get dunked on.
4. This totally hypothetical situation:
5. This oversimplified but not inaccurate version of history:
6. This guy who brought his gun to a Walmart photo session:
7. When this theater found a way around not being able to show The Interview:
…but now we'll be showing TEAM AMERICA in it's place…for FREE(DOM). Because AMERICA, F YEAH. http://t.co/7A7p6ApIIE
8. When this commenter got a big dose of America in his face:
9. Whenever the United States skips alphabetical order like God intended:
10. This lesson in universal standards:
11. This chill hangout sesh:
You ever been so 'Murica' you hang out with mutha fuckin bald eagles?!
12. This freeborn mathematician:
13. This patriotic soccer fan:
14. This reminder of our principles:
15. This saluter of the flag:
16. This polite correction:
17. This unpretentious etymology:
UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN
18. This flawless logic:
19. This beautiful assembly of the people:
20. This calm patriot:
When you flip your moms car but you still ain't worried cause you live in the Greatest country known to man. 🇺🇸