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32 Funny Tweets That Are Completely Underrated

Why don't these have more RTs?!

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community what their favorite underrated tweet was. Here are the best responses.

Note: Not all submissions are from Community users.

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Just tried a coat on in TK Maxx. It was the coat of a customer trying on another coat. I can never leave the house again.

Submitted by cwparker82.

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I don't post pics of my dinner bc nobody wants to see frosted flakes and an early midlife crisis

Submitted by cwparker82.

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3.

bruh are you kidding me?!! i love broetry. you know, with walt litman and pablo nerdudea and emily sickinson an edgar allen bro an

Submitted by sofiapvoss.

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Someone called my phone twice last week and I'm still shaken up from it.

Submitted by blahmegan.

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one time i was on a bus and a woman carrying a bible banged her elbow really hard and yelled fart instead of fuck

Submitted by aslia4dfb69e73.

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Couldn't find a taxi to get me home, so I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and asked for a lift.

Submitted by aslia4dfb69e73.

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MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, EAT SOME GRASS, I'M A COW NOW

Submitted by drdoctorson.

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U feeling ill? Let me just grab my

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Inventer of the saxophone: What if air could be sexy?

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When your boy's dressed like a bum and hasn't shaved in days but he's still cute

Submitted by annakas.

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*on Ellen* ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die ME: haha yeah, i do *Death comes out, creeps up behind me* ME: omg ellen you didnt

Submitted by gilliansop.

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when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick

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coworker: what's yr secret santa gift me: amy said she loves moose so— cw: ya she loves hair mousse m: *waves away man leading in a moose*

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Has anyone ever told football players that leggings aren't pants

Submitted by meredithswisher.

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This is the strangest Animorphs book yet.

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18.

largely based on accumulated data a series of called shots has again culminated with me rollerblading through 11 consecutive panes of glass

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┏┓In ┃┃╱╲this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ have ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ I B S ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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When mom lets you wear your new shoes out of the store

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HEALTH TIP: when you fart, stop the spread of germs by farting into the crook of your arm

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*poops blood* "What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"

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me: I swear I'm not drinking tonight me 2 hours later:

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Has anyone tweeted at El Chapo that he's a clue on #Jeopardy yet? Nice to see one of the good guys make it

Submitted by blahmegan.

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[a squirrel outside my window is running around in the rain] where is the poncho i made you. did you sell it for drugs you little shit

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VIN DIESEL: The criminals broke into the... money thing. With the lock. You know. The thing. COP: The safe? VIN D… https://t.co/heGDxt8LKb

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When life gives me lemons, I save a ton on groceries

Submitted by kyled31.

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These awful years are going to be some nerd's hobby in 2200.

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"I get to go through ur phone and browser history unless u win this game of darts" me:

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When ya get to say "im gonna sneak past ya..." to somebody in public >>>

31.

All these people around me are getting engaged and I can't even commit to one brand of mascara.

Submitted by Erica Fletchervia email.

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John McEnroe's twitter career was brief and surprisingly Pinkberry-focused

33.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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