6. Because it’s entirely too easy to break your ankle while wearing platform shoes.
10. Because most of our underwear makes for permanent wedgies.
11. Because high waisted shorts are adorable if you don’t mind losing feeling in your frontal area.
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good🛀