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28 Tweets That'll Hopefully Make You Laugh At Least Once

Twitter: It's not all bad.

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This carrot looks.. as if it wants to be an astronaut so badly

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Just realized Gotham has no plan for signalling Batman if there's a daytime emergency.

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See you in court Palmer Paint Products

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Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

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"exercise helps depression" me:

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is it worth IT? lemme work IT i put my thang down flip IT and reverse IT

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having a job is cool until you gotta go to work. 😂😂

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i really, really recommend blocking as many corporate accounts you can so you get promoted tweets like this

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Me thinking about a joke I told last week

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How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra

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me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance

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imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert

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me after i sliced my mans face off so i can unlock his iphone x

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My hedgehog had babies last night & they are about the cutest lil nutsacks I've ever seen 💗

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THERAPIST: do you want to talk about ME: no no nO doc that's a load bearing neurosis, you move it and this whole thing comes down around us

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so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right lla… https://t.co/PxPsAZJ5My

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bröther may I have some almönds

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I reread this 100x & im still weak

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I got Kiwi a lil goth gf 🖤💛💚

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I'm probably more pleased with myself than I should be.

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"You are descended from mighty wolves, Fielder. A regal hunter. A nearly perfect predator." Fielder:

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when i'm deep in a depressive episode and someone tells me to "stay positive"

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girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2

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Jax has really bad eye sight, so the doctors prescribed him doggles. You're welcome.

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