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31 Times The Internet Roasted The Shit Out Of Disney

"Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level."

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BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us

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A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar. "Goofy should have a dead wife."

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My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.

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*slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?

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me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?" therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"

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Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level.

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I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.

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Can't believe how much Frozen merchandise there is for xmas this year. I've even seen an ad for a frozen turkey

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[pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians." [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger

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Watching so many Disney movies as a young girl gave me very unrealistic expectations about how majestically my hair should blow in the wind.

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Total bs that when Sleeping Beauty spends all day in bed she's a "beautiful princess," but when I do the same I'm "clinically depressed."

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"Be Our Guest" is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is

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