1. A Clerks-quoting diner:
2. A sarcastic zoo sign:
3. A guy lint-rolling his Mercedes:
4. A very real health risk:
5. An emergency can of hairspray in a public bathroom:
6. An offer you can't refuse:
7. A slice of pizza the size of a newborn:
8. An efficient highway U-turn:
9. A very practical highway sign:
10. A crime involving deli products:
11. A gas station attendant with a better sense of humor than you:
12. Truly inspired graffiti:
13. A WaWa that bullies you:
14. A descriptive road hazard:
