1. Dating is hard.
How do you lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
2. Finding hobbies is no fun either.
"the government can see you thru ur webcam" whatre they gonna do? watch me jack off and cry? woah im so scared.
3. These are the sorts of campaigns you care about.
4. These are the things you wonder.
5. You aren't even cool inside your own head.
Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice
6. You have, as the kids say, no chill.
7. Socializing is a whole thing.
I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you
8. Going out in public is terrifying.
9. You're not great at talking yourself up.
10. And social media has countless pitfalls.
11. So you play by your own, weird rules.
12. You're grateful for the little things.
13. Because you have a different definition of "cool."
14. Doesn't mean people like it though.
Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
15. Sometimes even you don't understand the things you do.
16. God, why are you like this?
17. You're not a great conversationalist.
18. Because when you try talking everything goes wrong.
After class my prof asked “Do you have a sec?” & I replied with “I have lots of secs” so now I have to die
19. Even writing is hard.
20. Everything is hard.
21. Thankfully your mom is your BFF.
22. And you make yourself laugh.
23. Yeah! Who cares if other people get it!
24. You get you, and that's all that matters.
Thinking about how in Cars the tires are part of their bodies and every time they brake at high speed it's probably excruciating pain
25. You know, as long as you don't have to talk to other people.
