17 Things States Look Like To Me
You can't unsee it!
Kentucky looks kinda like a chicken leg.
Louisiana is sorta like a Christmas stocking:
Oklahoma looks like a pot:
Minnesota reminds me of all the beer cans I drank when Michael left me:
Wyoming looks like the boxes he used to pack up his things:
Nebraska looks like the car he drove away in (if you flip it upside down):
Ohio looks like my broken heart:
West Virgina looks like a puddle of my tears:
Montana looks like Michael:
New Jersey looks like Michael:
Even Kansas looks like Michael:
EVERYTHING looks like Michael:
Idaho looks like his new girlfriend if she were wearing a dumb top hat:
Two Nevadas and Colorado look like the house they're probably gonna live in together:
Illinois is the beautiful family they'll inevitably start:
Missouri looks like an abstract representation of my misery:
And Michigan looks like a cute lil' mitten:
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