1. It doesn't matter if it's 80 degrees outside, you are always freezing.
2. Layering up is futile. You're so cold it seems to come from inside you.
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3. This is you at work:
If you look closely, there is a woman at her desk in this picture.
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4. This is you at the beach:
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5. This is you at any place that has the air-conditioning on full blast:
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6. Cold toilet seats are your natural-born enemy.
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7. And getting into the shower every morning feels like the worst thing that's ever happened to you.
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8. No one wants to hold your handsicles.
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9. And no one wants your frozen tootsies to brush up against them in bed.
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10. You live a solitary, frozen existence that few understand.
11. When everyone starts getting excited for sweater weather you're in the corner crying.
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12. And when winter inevitably comes you just sit around patiently waiting for it to be warm enough for you to leave the house again.
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13. You would live under blankets if it were feasible.
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14. Sometimes you order a coffee just so your hands will have something warm to hold onto.
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15. Fingerless gloves are an indoor accessory for you.
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16. People ask you why you're always cold, but you don't have much to say.
17. And when they insist you dress warmer you're like, "You obviously don't get it, warm-blood."
18. Because it doesn't matter if you wear 10 sweaters while sitting under a heat lamp in Ecuador, you're a shivering, frigid ice-person. Always.
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19. But hey! At least your beer never gets warm in your hand.
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