1. When LES park is empty.
2. Chinatown $1 dumpling deals.
3. Getting free cab rides.
4. When bodegas sell 2-for-1 Arizona tall cans.
5. Bombing the Williamsburg Bridge.
6. Free food nights at House Of Vans.
7. Being selectively illiterate.
8. The way New York looks in VX footage.
9. Celebrating Harold Hunter Day like it's a national holiday.
(It should be).