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31 Things From "Harry Potter" That Could Be A Nickname For A Dick

These sound like penises, I'm not sorry.

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1. The Elder Wand

2. The Whomping Willow

3. Platform nine and three-quarters

4. Beater

5. Bludger

6. Professor Sprout

7. Fang

8. Wormtail

9. Nearly Headless Nick

10. Pocket Sneakoscope

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11. Peter Pettigrew

12. Skele-Gro

13. Flobberworm

14. Engorgio

15. Chudley Cannon

16. The Fat Friar

17. Howler

18. Jelly Slug

19. Mandrake Root

20. Jimmy Peaks

21. Peppermint Toad

22. Portkey

23. Puking Pastille

24. Red Cap

25. Ripper

26. Shacklebolt

27. Slughorn

28. Toothflossing Stringmint

29. Crumple-horned Snorkack

30. Dobby

31. You-Know-Who

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