Bugs are kinda creepy, right?
Insects are creepy because they control the frickin' world, yo.
If insects quit their jobs, we'd be up to our eyeballs in dead trees.
We'd be swimming in garbage.
And we'd be covered in guess what ELSE?
How's that apple, friend? You enjoying that?
If insects stopped giving a fuck about pollinating our crops, there'd be no apples!
There would be no berries, or cocoa (chocolate), or avocados.
Or pretty much anything yumtasticly delicious. Y'all better hope insects don't go on strike.
Hey, quick question. Do you like birds? Pretty little singsong birds?
Don't care about birds, eh? What about the tarsier, the hedgehog, the anteater?
'Cause they munch on insects too. Look into their adorable eyes and whisper a quiet thank-you for insects.