1. Texts "K":
2. Mispronounces "chipotle":
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3. Calls every game system a Nintendo:
4. Lies about the passage of time:
5. Yells:
6. Yells more:
7. Opens your mail:
8. Goes to the store for one thing and leaves with a banquet:
9. Moonlights as an accountant:
10. Singlehandedly keeps the house together:
11. Doesn't always *get* technology:
12. Like, really doesn't get technology:
13. Really, really, really doesn't get it:
14. Calls you too early for dinner:
15. Waits to kill you privately:
16. Blames everything on your phone:
17. Protects you:
18. AND LOVES YOU FULLY AND UNCONDITIONALLY.
