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    A Ranking Of Red Forman's Best Burns On "That '70s Show"

    I wish I could kick this post into my own ass.

    19. The keen burn:

    18. The explosive burn:

    17. The illegal burn:

    16. The road burn:

    15. The power tool burn:

    14. The algebra burn:

    13. The equity burn:

    12. The slogan burn:

    11. The classic burn:

    10. The literary burn:

    9. The medical burn:

    8. The flirty burn:

    7. The locomotion burn:

    6. The teeny tiny burn:

    5. The Star Wars burn:

    4. The mathematical burn:

    3. The compulsive burn:

    2. The literal burn:

    1. And finally the eternal burn: