1. Bobby Moynihan is a gift from the gods to bring light and laughter into our lives every Saturday night.
2. He's a better Christie than Christie.
3. He's a better Snooki than Snooki.
4. He's a better Rob Ford than Rob Ford.
5. He looks goddamn adorable bear-hugging Big Bird.
6. And snuggling a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten.
7. He is a triple threat: Actor, comedian, and triple-gold-medal figure skater.
8. One time he dressed up like a pig and danced with Melissa McCarthy and the world stopped spinning for a second.
9. He summarized our generation in a single sentence better than any 15,000-word op-ed ever could:
10. His honesty puts George Washington's cherry tree malarky to shame. SHAME.
11. He's incredibly persuasive (especially when wielding giant knives in tiny overalls).
12. He's adventurous!
13. Look how adorable he's going to look when he's old:
14. Look how adorable he looked in high school:*
*Dramatic recreation, not actual footage.