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    There's An Animal Called The Pink Fairy Armadillo, And I Have Some Questions

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    1. WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

    2. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SUSHI DESPERATELY TRYING TO RETURN TO THE OCEAN?

    3. WHAT WIZARD RIPPED A SCAB OFF HIS OWN KNEE AND BONDED IT WITH DARK MAGIC TO A DEPRESSED MOLE TO CREATE YOU?

    4. IS IT THE SHAME THAT DRIVES YOU UNDERGROUND?

    5. WHY ARE YOU CALLED THE PINK FAIRY WHEN YOU ARE NOT THAT AT ALL?

    6. I AM SO SORRY YOU LOOK LIKE THIS.

    7. HOW MANY WORMS DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU TO CLAW OUT MY EYES SO I CAN STOP SEEING YOU?