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    Proof That Gwen Stefani Is A Mythical Creature

    This sh*t is bananas.

    What do all these blonde celebrities have in common?

    ROOTS. Because they're human beings whose bodies produce hair.

    Roots are literally unstoppable, which is why some celebs just embrace them.

    So how is it possible that Gwen Stefani never has her roots showing?


    That's like 20 years of perfect roots!

    Even when her hair is different colors!

    We all know she's a natural brunette.

    Yet you'd never know it looking at those heavenly roots.

    The only logical conclusion is that she is a mythical creature and/or alien.