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The Best Ways To Eat A Potato, Ranked

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20. Raw potatoes

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A GROUND MAMMAL?
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WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A GROUND MAMMAL?

19. Boiled potatoes

THAT PARSLEY ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE. THOSE ARE WET TESTICLES.
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THAT PARSLEY ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE. THOSE ARE WET TESTICLES.

18. Potato salad

OH YOU MEAN POTATO HUNKS SUSPENDED IN A MAYONNAISE SOUP?
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OH YOU MEAN POTATO HUNKS SUSPENDED IN A MAYONNAISE SOUP?

17. Scalloped potatoes

IF I WANTED SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE A MOLLUSK I'D LIVE IN THE OCEAN.
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IF I WANTED SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE A MOLLUSK I'D LIVE IN THE OCEAN.

16. Potatoes au gratin

NO COMPRENDE.
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NO COMPRENDE.

15. Sweet potato pie

I THOUGHT YOU WERE PUMPKIN AND NOW I AM SAD.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE PUMPKIN AND NOW I AM SAD.

14. Hasselback potatoes

LISTEN, THEY LOOK AWESOME BUT I MADE THEM ON TUESDAY AND THEY TOOK OVER AN HOUR TO COOK AND TASTED LIKE — YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS BUT — A FRICKIN' POTATO.
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LISTEN, THEY LOOK AWESOME BUT I MADE THEM ON TUESDAY AND THEY TOOK OVER AN HOUR TO COOK AND TASTED LIKE — YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS BUT — A FRICKIN' POTATO.

13. Potato chips

NOTHING ENRAGES ME MORE THAN ORDERING A BURGER AND BEING HANDED THESE THIN SCABS OF STARCH.
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NOTHING ENRAGES ME MORE THAN ORDERING A BURGER AND BEING HANDED THESE THIN SCABS OF STARCH.

12. Baked potato

ANYTHING THAT ENCOURAGES ME TO EAT A SPOONFUL OF SOUR CREAM IS COOL WITH ME.
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ANYTHING THAT ENCOURAGES ME TO EAT A SPOONFUL OF SOUR CREAM IS COOL WITH ME.

11. Potato soup

YEAH BABY INJECT THAT THICK POTATO CREAM STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.
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YEAH BABY INJECT THAT THICK POTATO CREAM STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

10. Home fries

THEY ARE THE BRICKS THAT PAVE THE ROAD TO FLAVORTOWN.
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THEY ARE THE BRICKS THAT PAVE THE ROAD TO FLAVORTOWN.

9. Latkes

SLATHER SOME APPLE SAUCE ON THERE AND CALL ME DADDY.
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SLATHER SOME APPLE SAUCE ON THERE AND CALL ME DADDY.

8. Tater tots

THEY LOOK LIKE TURDS AND YET I CRAVE THEM WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND FIERY SUNS.
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THEY LOOK LIKE TURDS AND YET I CRAVE THEM WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND FIERY SUNS.

7. Potato skins

BASICALLY A CANOE FOR CHEESE TO SAIL DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH.
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BASICALLY A CANOE FOR CHEESE TO SAIL DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH.

6. Roasted potatoes

I'M A SUCKER FOR CLASSIC HOME COOKING AND A ROSEMARY GARNISH.
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I'M A SUCKER FOR CLASSIC HOME COOKING AND A ROSEMARY GARNISH.

5. Waffle fries

ARGUABLY EVEN BETTER THAN REGULAR WAFFLES.
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ARGUABLY EVEN BETTER THAN REGULAR WAFFLES.

4. Hash browns

IF YOU TRIED TO SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE WITH THIS YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE I'D EAT IT IN ONE BITE.
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IF YOU TRIED TO SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE WITH THIS YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE I'D EAT IT IN ONE BITE.

3. Curly fries

IF I HAD THREE WISHES I'D WISH TO BE SMALL ENOUGH TO SLIDE DOWN A CURLY FRY LIKE A PLAYGROUND SLIDE AND THEN I'D WISH TO BE BIG AGAIN AND THEN I'D WISH TO EAT MORE CURLY FRIES.
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IF I HAD THREE WISHES I'D WISH TO BE SMALL ENOUGH TO SLIDE DOWN A CURLY FRY LIKE A PLAYGROUND SLIDE AND THEN I'D WISH TO BE BIG AGAIN AND THEN I'D WISH TO EAT MORE CURLY FRIES.

2. Mashed potatoes

A FLUFFY POTATO CLOUD I GET TO PUT INSIDE MY BODY. ISN'T BEING ALIVE THE BEST?
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A FLUFFY POTATO CLOUD I GET TO PUT INSIDE MY BODY. ISN'T BEING ALIVE THE BEST?

1. French fries

PORTABLE, CRISPY, POTATO-Y PERFECTION. THE GREATEST FOOD THERE EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE. WE ARE SO LUCKY.
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PORTABLE, CRISPY, POTATO-Y PERFECTION. THE GREATEST FOOD THERE EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE. WE ARE SO LUCKY.

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