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17 Things You'll Understand If You're Slightly Obsessed With Your Bed

"You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye."

1. Leaving your bed is the most difficult part of your day:

DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*

2. You are convinced your bed loves you as much as you love it:

3. You have one thing to say to your alarm clock:

4. And once it's time to leave, you're like:

5. Sometimes you miss your bed during the day:

6. Seeing someone else in bed can fill you with an intense, jealous rage:

7. You know exactly how you'd spend your perfect day:

*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* "Nice."

8. There's only one part of "breakfast in bed" that appeals to you, and that's BED:

9. You don't care what's going on around you, as long as you're in your bed:

10. Winter, spring, summer, or fall:

11. Everything reminds you of your bed:

outside of bed: cold, refrigerated pale dough inside of bed: warm, flaky biscuit with beautiful melty slice of butter

12. Sometimes it's hard to motivate yourself to socialize with people since it means leaving your bed:

13. Because beds are better than socializing!!! It's just a fact!

14. You can rationalize any bad situation using your bed:

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever.

15. This is how you feel after a full day away from your precious bed:

16. And once you're reunited, you're like:

17. ’Cause the truth is: