1. NO.
Today, I flew on the set of a nightmare.
2. WHY.
3. WHAT?!
4. A WHOLE SEAT?
i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately
5. OK THIS ONE IS PRETTY FUNNY.
I went on a flight that had a chat room all passengers could use, after choosing a nickname. I chose "Pilot"
6. COME ON.
Hey @VirginAmerica, can the pilot crash my plane carefully so that only this guy dies?
7. REALLY?
8. SERIOUSLY?!
9. NICE TRY.
A for effort, dude. #passengershaming #porn
10. AAAAAAHHHH.
11. HANDS TO YOURSELF.
12. AND LEGS TO YOURSELF WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
13. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A LAUNDRY ROOM?
14. ?!?!?!
15. NICE. REEEALLY NICE.
16. OK THIS ONE CAN STAY.
My seatmate, CLT➡️AVL, is this handsome duck named Daniel. His gentle quacking eases the sadness of leaving #SFA16.
CORRECTION
Astute commenters have pointed out #9 was taken on a train and not a plane. But how cool would it be if planes had giant windows?!