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That doesn't mean what you think it means, mom:
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Cool it with the cookies:
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It's sorta like a metaphorical hug:
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Yes, I got the monkey:
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I call this one Fertility:
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I might have been a Hershey's kiss at one point. Who's to say?
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She has the most beautiful...eyes:
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Nothing will ever be the same:
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Why, what do yours look like?
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That's one way to do it:
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They really do need a middle finger emoji: