1.
When you already know what you're ordering at a restaurant:
2.
When you can't find plans on a Friday night:
3.
When you don't have much going for you:
4.
When you're just trying to pass a class so you can graduate, get a job, and die peacefully:
5.
When you hang out with the same people too much:
6.
When you've committed to the "fake it 'till you make it" philosophy:
7.
When you're feeling a teensy bit insecure about yourself:
8.
When you just want what's best for your loved ones:
9.
When technology takes over your life:
10.
When it feels like the world is moving forward without you:
11.
When drunk you is more ambitious than sober you:
12.
When every social gathering is a recipe for disaster:
13.
When reality is too boring to bear:
14.
When you're in your first serious relationship:
15.
When staying alive feels like a full time job:
16.
When peer pressure never ends:
17.
When you slowly realize that friend you've had since high school is kind of an asshole now:
18.
When there's no place like home:
19.
When the holidays feel like a fate worse than death:
20.
When you lie in bed at night thinking about embarrassing things you did decades ago:
21.
When schadenfreude becomes a team sport:
22.
When every new person you meet ends up being the absolute worst person alive:
23.
When any level of human contact feels inappropriately intimate:
24.
When your dating prospects are drier than the Sahara desert:
25.
When social interactions are harder than algebra:
26.
When you finally find yourself:
27.
When you take what few breaks you can get:
28.
When you have no idea what you're doing:
