1.
When Piper received the most hurtful insult:
2.
When Nicky got, ahem, deep:
3.
When Taystee started what might be the most interesting story in the history of the world:
4.
When Angie made all of our pizza dreams come true:
5.
When this inmate unintentionally burned Piper:
6.
When Big Boo was so on brand:
7.
When Morello nailed this pop culture reference:
8.
When Piper tried her best to be religious:
9.
When Pennsatucky delivered this insult we never knew we needed:
10.
When Piper out-Pipered herself:
11.
When Maritsa and Flaca equated love to pizza:
12.
When Piper's priorities were all over the place:
13.
But Nicky's were right on point:
14.
When Red started losing it:
15.
When Piper put time into perspective:
16.
And when Morello revealed a lot about herself:
