So I'm not a Fashion Person. The jeans I'm currently wearing haven't been washed this calendar month. But I think I've identified a ~trend~ that's sweeping the nation.
FOREHEADS ARE IN, PEOPLE.
Allow me to explain.
Gaze upon early '00s Rihanna. NOTICE ANYTHING? Notalotta forehead happening here:
BAM! Here's Rihanna in the year of our Lorde 2017. What do you see? A healthy, liberated FOREHEAD:
Here's early '00s Katy Perry, forehead cloaked in a curtain of dark bangs:
And here's Katy Perry, 2017, debuting a forehead that would make a nice music video for the song "Wide Open Spaces" by the Dixie Chicks:
Paris Hilton in the early '00s (I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS):
Paris Hilton in 2017 (with enough forehead space to plant a vegetable garden):
Let that patch of head skin BREATHE!
From borehead to FOREHEAD!!
EVEN JUSTIN FREAKING BIEBER:
You could project a movie on that thing!
IF YOU'RE NOT SHOWIN' YOUR FOREHEAD IN 2017, YOU'RE NOT COOL:
But Ariana Grande gets a pass. OK BYE!!!
For sure! Foreheads are definitely having a ~moment~!I don't think this is a thing.
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What do you think?
vote votesFor sure! Foreheads are definitely having a ~moment~!
vote votesI don't think this is a thing.