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In Defense Of Scorpios

It's our right to be hellish, but you shouldn't be jealous.

There's a lot of talk about Scorpio being the worst astrological sign.

We're known for being very stubborn.

And fiercely loyal to our squad. Some might even say overprotective.

We also have a reputation for being a little too ~sexual~.

Basically, we have very intense personalities.

Which makes us an easy target for zodiac hate.

But we should be proud to be Scorpios!

Because Scorpios are the April Ludgates of the world.

We would totally sit with Janice and Damien in Mean Girls.

We'd rather be Bowser than Mario any day.

Basically we're classically cool without even trying.

Think of us as black coffee.

Or a summer thunderstorm.

Or your favorite leather jacket.

And we're in good company. Ryan Gosling is a Scorpio.

So is Lorde.

And Drake too.

Ok, sure. We can be a little intimidating.

But you might like us if you get to know us!

If you're brave enough.