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24 Tweets That'll Make You Feel Better About Your Student Debt

The cost of tuition in this country is too damn high.

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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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[commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?

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it's the remix to ignition/ college student edition/ i eat poptarts for dinner/ i can't afford my tuition

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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.

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im not crying theres just overpriced college education in my eye

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Walking up to a crosswalk and you just keep walking, daring someone to hit you and pay off your student loans

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College be like Housing: $2,980 Meal plan: $1,457 Books: $1,429 Enrollment: $983 Air: $3,274 Grass: $4,284 Sidewalk: $5,284 The sun: $3,381

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Oh my god, Becky. Look at her student loan debt.

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[college ad] High schoolers: You've sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

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[space shuttle] Smith: Approaching Bode's Galaxy- Jones: Wait, a transmission from Earth Transmitter: Smith, it's your student loan officer

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One day son, all this will be yours *gestures towards massive student loan debt and a shitty car*

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do u ever fear death and then remember there are no student loan payments in the abyss and feel much better

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is there a #BlackFriday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing

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the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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"What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money? "..."Go to college"

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the financial aid office says I need to authorize my mom to pay my student loans????? like I AUTHORIZE *ANYBODY* WHO WANTS TO PAY MY LOANS

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Instead of yelling boo this Halloween, yell something scarier like 'commitment!' or 'college tuition!'

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A college diploma is pretty much a receipt for your tuition

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i'll give you two dollars college: .........tuition is $49,000 me: you're good. 2.50

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Hoping to catch a leprechaun this St. Patricks Day so I can use his pot of gold to pay maybe a years worth of tuition

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How I imagine my college spends my tuition money

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Thank you so much, student loans. I don't know how I will ever repay you.

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