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32 Celebrity Tweets That Have Haunted Me For Years

"Sit on your own damn face; I'm busy." —Cherilyn "Cher" Sarkisian, 2012.

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I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

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@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

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kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

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WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!

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Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

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Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

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I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

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When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beatin da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka

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I just made spaghetti for the first time!

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How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

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I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!

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