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I Graded All The Friends From "Friends"

So now you don't have to.

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I've seen every episode of Friends approximately one time, so you could say I'm somewhat of an expert* on the show.

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*No you could not.

In the 85ish hours I've spent watching the series I've thought a lot about what it would be like to actually hang out with these people:

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So I've come up with a grading system to better understand how friend-y these Friends friends really are.

Monica

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- Has more vacuums than friends

- Is still mad about the water ring you left on her credenza

- Would cook you a nice rice pilaf for dinner after your date stands you up

- Has nice smelling linens

- Grade: A-

Phoebe

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- Would make fun of your new haircut and frame it as a joke

- Definitely hates your job, whatever your job is

- Would go shopping for kaftans with you

- Might have murdered someone in her past/will do it again for you

- Grade: C

Ross

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- Mean boy

- Likes bones too much

- Wears coats that are too big/would be knocking drinks off tables all the time

- Would probably invite you to a lecture on ferns and want to talk about it after

- Grade: D+

Rachel

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- Borrows your favorite sweater without asking

- Brings a single box of Entenmann's cookies to your potluck

- Will ask people for their number for you

- Enthusiastic board game partner

- Grade: B

Joey

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- A good hugger

- Let's you eat directly off his counter but why would you want to do that

- Hits on your friends

- Never splits cabs

- Grade: B+

Chandler

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- Always wears deodorant

- Let's you have the last bread roll at a restaurant

- Has nonthreatening facial structure

- Makes bad jokes to fill the silence

- Grade: A

  1. How do you feel about these grades?

    How do you feel about these grades?
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    You're right, Chandler is the friendiest friend on Friends.
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    Hear me out, but Joey is the best.
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    I'm a Phoebe fan.
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    Are you kidding me? It's Monica!
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    Rachel would be my pick.
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    You did Ross dirty. He should have gotten the highest grade.
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    They were all good friends in their own way.
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    They are all terrible friends. Fail 'em all.
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How do you feel about these grades?
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    You're right, Chandler is the friendiest friend on Friends.
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    Hear me out, but Joey is the best.
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    I'm a Phoebe fan.
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    Are you kidding me? It's Monica!
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    Rachel would be my pick.
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    You did Ross dirty. He should have gotten the highest grade.
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    They were all good friends in their own way.
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    They are all terrible friends. Fail 'em all.

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