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21 Things That Will Make Sense To Writers

"How's the book going?"

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5. When language drives you crazy:

Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda


10. When you just want to be valued:

A barista spends 3 minutes making you a $5 coffee, you tip them. A writer spends a year writing a book, you complain that $4.99 is too high.

(But what book is $5 these days???)