1. This is definitely not a dog.
2. This is just a guy wearing a dog suit.
3. Not a dog.
4. Definitely not a dog.
5. I see two men on a couch.
6. Yep, not a dog.
7. Definitely a human.
8. HUMAN!
9. There's a person in this dog suit and he has a job and a family.
10. Sir. Sir. Please take off that dog suit.
11. Human.
12. Definitely human.
13. VERY CLEARLY A MAN.
14. I mean????
15. !!!!!!!
16. Look, I'm not gonna say it again.
17. ....
18. HUUUUUUMAAAAAN IN A DOOOOG SUUUUUIT.
