1.
This is definitely not a dog.
2.
This is just a guy wearing a dog suit.
5.
I see two men on a couch.
9.
There's a person in this dog suit and he has a job and a family.
10.
Sir. Sir. Please take off that dog suit.
16.
Look, I'm not gonna say it again.
18.
HUUUUUUMAAAAAN IN A DOOOOG SUUUUUIT.