live on campus?eat at a dining hall?shower in flip-flops?attend a meeting just for the free food?wear a sweatshirt/sweatpants jumpsuit out of the house?...did that jumpsuit have the name of your school on it somewhere?take a nap for a distressing amount of time?have a weird roommate?have ramen noodles for dinner?cook an entire meal in a microwave?eat pizza for more than one meal in a single day?pull an all-nighter?write a term paper the day before it was due?pick classes solely based on class times?buy underwear instead of doing laundry?bring home an entire suitcase of dirty laundry to avoid doing it?spend over $500 on textbooks?...and sell them back for a fraction of the cost?take part in your college's superstition or ritual?decorate your dorm/apartment with something you stole?decorate your dorm/apartment with Christmas lights (throughout the entire year)?decorate your dorm/apartment with empty alcohol bottles?own a futon?steal dishes from the dining hall to use in your dorm/apartment?thrown out a plate instead of washing it?participate in intramural sports?switch majors?choose "undeclared" as your major?study abroad?flunk a class?cheat on an exam?go to a frat party?go to a themed party?go to a toga party?go to a formal?go somewhere typical for spring break?attend a football game?get dressed up and inappropriately drunk at a football game?play beer pong?do a keg stand?funnel a beer?make up your own drinking game that no one understood but people from your school?play flip cup?join Greek life?have an entire fridge designated for beer?go to class hungover?skip class because you were hungover?go to class drunk?drink in class?day drink instead of going to class?swear off alcohol because you were just drinking too much of it?...start drinking again the next day?get written up by an RA?have a party get broken up by the cops?get arrested?get into a fight?get thrown out of a bar?black out?draw on a person who passed out at a party?wake up somewhere and not know how you got there?wake up next to someone you didn't know?piss your bed?piss your pants?puke from drinking?get hospitalized for party-related injuries?go to student health services just for the free condoms?experiment with drugs?experiment sexually?hook up with a classmate?hook up with a floormate?hook up with a roommate?hook up with an RA?hook up with a TA?hook up with a professor?have a one night stand?have sex somewhere on campus that wasn't a residence?go out on a Tuesday?get drunk every night for a week?see someone naked in a non-naked setting?go streaking?get home from a party when the sun came up?wake up to find a stranger in your apartment?have a beer for breakfast?do questionable things for extra money, like sell plasma or partake in a research study?use a fake ID?make and serve Jungle Juice?kick down a door for various reasons?lose your security deposit?have to ask your parents for money (and then spend it on nonessentials, like beer or drugs)?get sexiled?sexile a friend?accidentally walk in on two people doing it?wear a shirt that says "COLLEGE" across the chest?think someone you met at orientation would be your BFF, but when school started you never saw him or her?cry in a library?scream "I LOVE COLLEGE!!!" in a public setting?scream "I HATE COLLEGE!!!" in a public setting?have an existential breakdown?seriously consider dropping out?somehow still graduate?
How Stereotypical Was Your College Experience?
You steered clear of the stereotypical college experience and carved your own niche while at school. When you remember your years in college you'll have memories that are uniquely "you" and not some summer blockbuster version of what college "should be." Rock on.
You dabbled in college life (hey, you're only there for four years, right?), but you never became a walking parody of a college student. Way to maintain your individuality while still partaking in tradition!
CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME OVER THE SOUND OF HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAD IN COLLEGE? YOUR COLLEGE MEMORIES COULD BE A MONTAGE IN A FILM CALLED COLLEGE PARTY TIME OR SOMETHING EQUALLY STEREOTYPICAL. CONGRATS TO YOU, COLLEGE KID. YOU WON COLLEGE!
Aw. No college for you.