How Done With Today Are You?
Wow! You're having a fine day! How cool for you!!!
Today is creeping up on you REAL fast. Be careful, before you know it, you could have a full blown SUCK FEST on your hands.
Ugh today totally sucks and you already know it. Go home, lay face down in bed, and forget the world exists. You've earned it, champ.
CONGRATULATIONS: YOU ARE OOOOVVVVEEEERRRR IT.