An Investigation Into Wonder Woman's Sword-Carrying Technique

I have not stopped thinking about this for days.

Wonder Woman: You know her, you love her, you want to be her, etc. etc. etc.

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Pretty much everything she does in the movie is brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique...

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But there's one thing she does that legitimately kept me* up at night.

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*The above is an artistic representation of me.

Remember the scene at the gala when she switches clothes with a guest and carries the God Killer sword like this?

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OK how did she not slice off her own butt cheeks?

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This is full-on how I am picturing it:

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I mean, guys, this sword is sharp. It's called the God Killer. IT CAN KILL GODS.

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So it can DEF cut a butt cheek. One false move and it's like slicin' a Christmas ham.

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And APPARENTLY real women have taken to social media to prove it's both feasible and safe to carry a sword this way.

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But I'm just saying. Those are non-god killing swords.

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And this is a VERY POWERFUL SWORD.

Erin Chack, come on that's a great butt