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How Close Are You And Your Significant Other?

New couples need not apply.

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    Do you know their middle name?
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    Have you met their parents?
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    Have you met their extended family?
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    Have you ever remembered their family member's birthday before they did?
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    Have you ever told them a secret that members of your family don't even know?
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    Have you ever wiped a smudge off their face without asking permission first?
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    Have you ever removed something from their teeth for them?
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    Have you ever picked their nose for them?
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    Have you ever done their laundry? Especially their crusty laundry?
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    Do you know their favorite thing to eat for dinner?
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    Do you know their favorite shirt to sleep in?
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    Do you know the name of the person they hate most at work even if you haven't met that person?
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    Have you ever hung out with their friends without them there?
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    Do you know how they take their coffee/tea/favorite beverage?
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    Have you heard them tell the same story to different people so many times that you could tell the story?
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    Are there pieces of clothing that you both wear and you can't really remember who originally bought them?
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    Do you have joint custody over an object (couch, television, etc.)?
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    Do you know the color of their toothbrush?
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    Have you ever used that toothbrush?
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    Have you ever shared deodorant?
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    Have you ever finished each other's sentences? Like actually though?
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    Have you ever shared partially chewed food?
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    Have you ever fully communicated without uttering a single word?
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    Have you ever realized you've adopted their manner of speaking without meaning to?
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    Have you ever burped in front of them?
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    Have you ever accidentally farted in front of them?
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    Have you ever purposely farted in front of them?
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    Have you ever taken a poop while they were in the house?
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    Have you ever peed with the door open while they were in the house?
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    Have you ever pooped with the door open while they were in the house?
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    Have you ever used the toilet to pee while they were taking a shower? (or vice versa?)
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    Have you ever used the toilet to poop while they were taking a shower? (or vice versa?)
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    Have you ever seen them naked in a nonsexual setting?
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    Have you ever bathed or showered with them in a nonsexual setting?
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    Have you ever taken care of them when they were sick? Like, ugly sick?
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    Do you openly discuss horrific bodily functions with them in detail?
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    Have you ever had to clean up and/or handle their horrific bodily functions?
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    Have you ever had to remove an object from their body? (Or vice versa?)
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    Have you ever had to rescue them with toilet paper when they ran out?
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    Have you ever had to rescue them with toilet paper when they ran out but instead stood just out of arm's reach and taunted them with it?
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    Have you ever realized why they were upset before they even realized why they were upset?
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    Have you ever seen them ugly cry?
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    Do you know their passwords?
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    Do you know their ATM PIN?
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    Do you have a key to their place?
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    Is their place also your place because you live together?
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    Do you have a key to their parents' place?
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    DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO THEIR HEART?
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    Did you roll your eyes at that last one because it's corny but you clicked it because it's also true, you're in L-O-V-E?
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    Do you consider yourselves emotionally close without subscribing to arbitrary indications of togetherness?

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