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How Bergen County Are You?

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    lived within a 10 minute drive of more than two malls?
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    gone shopping at two different malls in the same day?
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    complained about mall traffic?
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    complained about mall traffic while on your way to the mall?
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    spent over 20 minutes looking for parking?
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    driven out of state to go shopping on a Sunday?
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    lived close enough to school to walk but got a ride every day anyway?
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    known someone who has used a designer bag as a bookbag?
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    been to more than one bar or bat mitzvah?
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    gone on a date to the Cheesecake Factory?
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    driven to an overlook of the Hudson River to make out?
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    attended a birthday dinner at California Pizza Kitchen?
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    known someone who received a new car for their 17th birthday?
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    known girls who regularly got their nails done in high school?
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    worn high school athletic gear as an outfit?
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    known someone who didn’t consider themselves “prom ready” until they got a spray tan?
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    graduated high school with someone named Tony?
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    gone to a high school football game and considered that “going out”?
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    walked around the downtown area of a richer town and considered that “going out”?
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    drank alcohol in someone’s refinished basement and considered that “going out”?
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    hung out in a park after dark and considered that “going out”?
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    driven around town and considered that “going out”?
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    considered pumping your own gas “an adventure”?
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    announced your dislike of “McMansions”?
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    but had a least one friend that lived in one?
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    gotten into a heated argument over the best pizza place in your town?
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    gotten into a heated argument over the best bagel place in your town?
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    gotten into a heated argument over the best deli in your town?
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    served lasagna for a holiday meal?
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    known someone who voted for Romney?
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    caught a glimpse of the New York City skyline from somewhere in your town?
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    considered taking public transportation into the city for the first time “coming of age”?
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    had a family member that worked in NYC?
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    attended a sweet sixteen, bachelor(ette) party, or wedding in NYC?
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    considered people from Hudson County "hard"?
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    but aspired to one day live in Hoboken?
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    had a friend with a shore house?
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    gone “hiking” in the Palisades or Ramapo Mountains?
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    driven past multiple Starbucks on the same stretch of highway?
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    had a friend whose mom drove an Escalade?
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    known a 12-year-old girl who owned an iPhone?
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    witnessed someone wear a Juicy velour jumpsuit in public without a twinge of irony?
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    witnessed multiple people wear the same Tiffany’s charm bracelet in the same day?
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    witnessed an entire gaggle of girls wear black North Face fleeces, leggings, and Uggs?
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    referred to a middle class area as “ghetto”?
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    uttered the words “But South Jersey isn’t even really Jersey though”?
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    written the numbers 201 on an online profile?
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    had a landscaper regularly visit your property?
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    been drunk at a diner at an unreasonable hour?
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    defended Bergen County with a fiery vengeance?
 
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